What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Goldfinger

Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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Live and Let Die

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Diamonds Are Forever

From Russia With Love

What is the most peculiar thing about the human brain?

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why is watching a man and a woman have sex considered perverted? It's how we all got here, it's what we do, I say if you want to watch porn then carry on!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

What is a hive of xenomorphs?